The Cardassian Sisters

This one is totally my professor's fault: she had a status about her husband confusing the Kardashians with the Cardassians, and she told me I should make that crossover. Beyond a name, I didn't really know who the Kardashians were, so I looked them up on Wikipedia. Rather than aim at an actual likeness, I found each of them had traits that could be easily parodied to make them recognizable: Khloe is short and chubby with a round face, Khourtney (who spells it that way?! Seriously?) is tall with a very angular face and darker skin, and Kim (oh, look, a normal name!) has a very thin face and—ahem—Barbie-esque figure. And of course capturing their most recognizable features, their "cybernetic implants," was rather obvious. Overall, given the option between the Kardashians or the Cardassians, I think I'd take the latter. I suppose on a positive note, the Kardashians are sufficiently disturbing to make Sisko forget he hates Picard.